Brads Blog

I will Never understand...

2010-02-22T13:48:00.000-08:00

I will never understand the logic that goes into girls getting mad at guys.
Here is the situation, and I cannot grasp any reason why my buddy got in trouble.

I asked my friend and his wife to go out so we could watch UFC fights on Pay Per View, he asked his wife and she said "Yes", they both enjoy watching the fights, so, I knew it would be a good to invite them both. A week later and it's Saturday, my friends wife found out she had a lot of homework early that morning, instead of doing her homework she went shopping for two hours and out to eat then came home and watched the Olympics for a while until she finally decided to start her homework. By this time, it was about time to leave down to the place that was broadcasting the fights. She decided she wasn't going to go because she was SO busy with homework. My friend and I drove and got her a caramel apple (because she loves them and wanted one), he then asked if it was okay if he went, and she said that "of course it was ok" that he went, she is doing homework anyways.
Well, one things leads to another, and she got pissed at him the next day for leaving her home alone.
My brain cannot grasp exactly what is going on here, She wasted her day away instead of doing her homework, and made it so she couldn't go out. She had told me she would go, so, shouldn't I pissed that she ditched out on me? Because, I am not only friends with her husband, I am friends with her as well. She then got pissed and would have rather had her husband stay home and do absolutely nothing while she did homework, instead of going out with a friend (like he and her had originally said they would do). So, Please, somebody, break this down for me and let me know why she is justified to get mad at my friend, because, I have zero clues at all.
Are girls this selfish? They want people to be as miserable as they are, so they get pissed at guys for doing completely normal things? Please let me know!

Thank you.

Who uses blinkers anymore?

2010-01-22T13:05:00.000-08:00

Does anybody use their car blinkers anymore? I mean, it's only safety right?
Nobody needs to know what I plan on doing with my 1 1/2 ton car while driving 70 MPH, right? I mean, that's the vibe I get when I drive anywhere anymore.
People are retarded on the roads, and I mean that in the meanest/rudest way possible - which should be offensive to mentally handicapped people everywhere.

I love driving and thinking I am safe and cool in my lane, and then some idiot is all of a sudden in front of me with no warnings except the fact that is car was moving. This isn't as bad as when I have my signal on to change lanes and I am free to go, but their is a car on the other side of that lane and he takes the spot, but he does it without signaling. Luckily I am awesome and tough, so I avoid an accident every time this happens. I am pretty sure if you don't use your blinker and I see it, I should be able to stab the crap out of you. I mean, you have earned it!!

Lastly, I was running last night and there was a line of cars coming out of a parking lot, It finally came to a point where I knew none of them were looking for anything but other cars coming, they would give about a 1/2 second pause and then go, I was going to cross the road so I wouldn't get hit by one of those retards, and then a car came out and didn't have his blinker on, I thought, he's going left (cause I couldn't see his left side), I was about to cross the road and he turned right, if I were crossing the road I would have been hit. So, I was forced to run in front of the parking lot where I was almost hit cause a car did exactly what they were all doing, looking for other cars and not people, I had to dodge him and I yelled "THANK YOU" as loud as I could. I should have kicked his car or something, but people are crazy and I was tired, so, if he came after me and wanted to fight, I wouldn't have been able to kill him, only injure him - and I am all about murder. So, I just kept to myself.

Anyways, I hate you if you drive bad! that is all.

Set up for a let down

2010-01-22T12:57:00.000-08:00

Sometimes, something great happens and you get excited, and then it turns out that you your excitement was preemptive and then your left with the feeling of being let down because people do not follow through or they act differently then what they told you.
Eff that. I hate people who don't follow through and/or just say stuff to try and please everyone. I know far too many people who say stuff to please EVERYONE, it's annoying. If you can't do something, or you aren't going to do something, let people know, don't say you will and then not follow through. It's annoying and nobody likes it.
That is all. you stupids.

2009-05-29T08:21:00.000-07:00

My Take on a crappy dating situation.

Let's get one thing out of the way.. It's quite obvious that everybody should have somebody out there for them that is a perfect match or a near perfect match. Somebody that you can always go to when you need and you couldn't be happier when you are around this person.. Yeah?

Okay. With that said, what if your perfect person is somebody your friend dated, or somebody who has a bad wrap at school or work because they have dated a few people you know... For the most part, relationships never end good. I mean, there are a few that end and both parties stay friends and respect one another, but for the sake of arguing, we are just going to say they all end badly.
Person A goes around telling everybody that Person B is crazy and isn't a nice person at all because in the break up Person B said this and that and it was MEAN..
Person B on the other hand is a nice respectable person, he did say some rude things in the break up, but only because Person A was throwing them out first and basically pushed Person B over the edge.. Person B is too nice to talk badly about Person A and so, Person A looks like the nice one and will get all the attention, Person B will look like a pile of crap and nobody will want to be around this person.

Person B is now Screwed if he wants to date anybody from this group of people, let's say it was at work and there are a lot of potential people to date at this place, but now this person cannot and will not get any dates and no longer will get that perfect person..

Why is it that we let other people in the world run our lives? I mean, everybody does it, including me. But sometimes I don't listen to advice people give me about other people. "that girl is crazy dude, don't go out with her" .. Yeah, she may be crazy to you because you drove her crazy and treated her badly, or she has been with real dirt bags who treated her badly. It's just stupid.
Life would be ten million times better if people got there own opinions on nearly everything in life. You can't truly give somebody an opinion on Food or Movies because everybody has there own taste in what they like.

"Try this steak, it's delicious"
"Um.. I hate steak"

Same goes for meeting people. I could never 100% take an opinion on somebody from somebody else because there is not one person in this world that I know that agrees with me 100% on everything. It's sorta ridiculous that we let people run our minds and lives to a certain point.

I've met a lot of good people and had some really fun times because I have gone against what my friends think.

"Don't go out with that girl man, she's nuts"
"Okay, well, if she is nuts and I have a terrible time, then, Lesson learned"
"You'll regret it"
"I'll be the judge of that"

When it comes to meeting new people and they don't even give you a chance because they already have an opinion of you before they even met you then you are on the losing team forever. You can never win. I don't know what to do in these situations. Trick them into going out with you?
Or, try talking to them on a regular basis and be yourself and maybe they will see that "Oh, this person really isn't that bad, I wonder why Person A was saying all that crap about him"

I guess the point of this is, Be yourself and listen to your friends and family, but do not let them run your life. It's your life for a reason.

That is all.

I hate Televised Sports.

2009-05-02T23:44:00.001-07:00

Another thing I don’t like is when people put watching a Televised sports game in front of everything in their life. “Hey “Insert Name” we should go “Insert cool activity” and it will be way fun!!” -- “Nah man, Jazz play tonight” -- “Oh, so you are going to sit on the couch and watch people play a game? Are you playing the game? Do you know people on the team? Are you there in person yelling and benefiting from the sport?”
I personally cannot stand watching any sports on TV. It is one of the biggest wastes of time in the world. People get so upset over televised sports too. It will ruin their night and even their week if “their team” loses. How can something that you are not involved with in ANY way control your emotions? I have no clue or no guesses on that, so If anybody could tell me why you get so upset over a sports team that you aren’t currently on, then let me know.
Sure, some people enjoy watching the game with their families and really bond when doing this; I don’t hate that because you are spending time with people you love. I really just hate the people who would rather watch a game then go out and do something fun with friends or family or people who need to watch the game RIGHT THEN. Some people are good and can record the game and watch it later; I envy these people. . I really enjoy getting in the middle of people in deep conversations about sports. Random guy says, “blah blah blah, Lakers are going all the way”. Brad says “Yeah man, I can’t believe that the Lakers coach is a hermaphrodite”. I love being clueless and letting people get mad and upset over a dumb sports team that they aren’t on and never will be on. If you love the sport, go out and play the game rather then sit around watching and wishing you were Koby Bryant. It’s ridiculous. Well, that is all I have. No offense to sports fans either; it’s you guys who keep the sports players making millions! : )

Brad.

The Superbowl!!!11!!one!!!

2009-02-01T13:57:00.000-08:00

The superbowl is lame.
I think most of the people in this world watch this game because it is "the thing to do"

You could care less about football or sports, but the Superbowl!! ah man, I need to watch it... But why? Because it's the Superbowl Duh.. THE SUPERBOWL.. ahahahaaaaaa i'm going to party so much and watch it, and it will be so cool, while i'm watching it because i'll be watching the superbowl. Yeah...

Shut up.. The Superbowl is overrated, and to be honest, so are sports in general if you watch them on TV. There is nothing lazier and stupider then sitting back and watching a few games for several hours.

Tonight most of our nation will be sitting around watching tv, drinking beers, eating chips and doing nothing more then sitting on the couch and yelling at the TV (as if the the teams could hear you through the electronic broadcast of the game)

I think people who are completely engulfed and obsessed with sports need to re-evaluate how they spend there time. There is two things that will make me exit a conversation immediately, #1 Somebody talking about there World of Warcraft account. #2 Talk about sports and there team, and how there favorite player isn't getting treated fairly and the coach is being stupid and AAHHH it's not fun to talk about. Talk about interesting things that apply to your life and maybe will get you somewhere.
The only people that should be able to talk about Sports are the people who are playing them.

I don't hate sports, I just hate TV sports. I like going to a game occasionally and watching it in person. the environment is fun and way better. PLUS, commercials are non existent when you are there..

Which leads me to my next point, Superbowl commercials aren't worth watching a 3 hours game. All the funny ones get rebroadcast on news programs and with the age of the internet, you can youtube all of them. Or find a website dedicated to the best ones..

Anyways, I hope all is well. Thank you to those who came to my party last night. You guys are awesome friends and I had a great time!!

Love you all,

Brad

"College" Students are annoying.

2009-01-16T13:32:00.001-08:00

When walking around school, I see lots and lots of people, but it is not every one of them who annoys me. The college students who annoy me are the cliche college students who are liberal and stand in the halls dressed like hell and talk about there liberal views in a Snarky "I'm better then you" tone of voice.
These students are especially annoying in class because they are always commenting on the teachers lesson and causing disagreements which sometimes can be interesting, but most of the time just makes me want to punch them in the back of the head.
I'm pretty positive everyone has seen this type of person and understands what i'm talking about.
These types of people have a unofficial contest with others about who is better.
"I'm taking 36 credits, working 90 hours a week, i'm class president and I have 5 kids and 3 ex-wives and I still have time to attend extra curricular events here on campus" ----- OR the people who think they know what they are talking about... "Yesterday I learned so much philosophical stuff, Philosophy is the key to this, Plato and Socrates said that" and the funny thing is, the listener is usually the exact same way "Ah yes, Philosophy, I agree" ..
I hear conversations like this all the time where people are just trying to act Smart because they are in college, it doesn't impress me at all, it annoys me (hence the title of this bulletin). But some people eat this up, they think they should be acting college and acting smart, so they try and talk back in a way that is equal to the first talking head, and then we have a vicious circle of never ending idiots who one day will take over the world and destroy humanity.
Global Warming and Terrorism are minor compared to the college problem.
Either way. College is lame almost 80% of the time, and this just makes it worse. and that is all I have to say.

With Love,
Bradley.

I hate PETA2

2008-11-23T06:38:00.001-08:00

I recently had the awesome time of watching a Peta video on animal slaughter for the length of a concert I went to. Peta2 was on tour with a few bands (which is weird) but they had videos playing of animal slaughter trying to convince ME, and everyone at the show to stop eating meat, they had petitions to sign and gave out stickers and buttons for people to wear. Not only that, but there Slogan for the whole thing is "Meat isn't green, Save the environment"... Wait a minute, What ? The environment is at risk because of my meal plan ? I jokingly said to my friend at the show "Let's go ask her if eating meat causes Global Warming" and we both laughed a bunch... Today, I decide to goto Peta2.com and check it out and find this

"What's the number one cause of global warming? Cars? Nope. Factories? Nope. Planes? Nope. According to the United Nations, raising animals for food generates more greenhouse-gas emissions than all the cars, planes, ships, trucks, and trains in the world combined."

This is something I completely disagree with, but it doesn't bother me yet, I click on there "Facts" section and find these quotes..

"Farmed animals use more than half the water consumed in the U.S."

"Every second, animals raised for food in the U.S. produce 89,000 pounds of waste: That's 130 times more than is produced by the country's entire human population. Now that's a lot of poop!"

"Animal agriculture uses 70 percent of the world's agricultural land and 30 percent of the planet's total land area."

These quotes are completely and utterly retarded in every possible aspect of trying to get people to go vegetarian... I'll explain..
- Farmer animals drink 50% of our water ?? Okay, that may be possible, but what happens to water after you drink it?? You Pee it out, then what? Then it is evaporated and rained into this planet again.. Then What after that? Oh Yeah, it's reused and recycled over and over and over again... It's how Water works, it's science.. But Peta2 is hoping to catch retards that don't know basic science and trick them into eating vegetarian meals only.

- Too much Poop? Hmmmm... what does poo do, especially animal poo.. Oh YEAH, it fertilizes... and last time I checked, fertilizing is good, and I have never had a problem walking around the forest, the city, or my house and being bombarded by animal feces. This is another crazy ridiculous "Fact" that Peta2 thinks is good reasoning for us to stop eating meat.. There Logic is completely flawed in every way.

-They take up 30% of the earths land ? and 70% of agriculture land ? Last time I checked, which is every time I drive somewhere, there is tons and tons of unused land all over the place, TONS. Not only that, I think we have too much land, Farmers also live in isolated areas for the most part, Areas that have TONS of unused land around them and no other builders around either (so what is Peta complaining about?) I have no idea.. When I drive to Idaho I pass miles and miles and miles of Nothing and see lots of Cattle Farms (these cattle are on land that nobody else wants or needs or uses) Peta is trying to trick people into being Vegetarians by using facts in a certain way that tricks people into thinking they are bad... Peta are Liars and crooks..

Lastly, PETA2 had that video of Cows and Pigs being treated terribly last night, it was running on repeat the entire night. The video was some pretty terrible stuff in it, but how does that effect me eating meat or quitting meat? It doesn't. The video was showing the worst of the worst situations that animals have ever been in, The video doesn't show peoples faces, or tell you where the clips are located at.. I guarantee the video was compiled from clips from India, Africa, South America , North America Etc... Not every farmer abuses his animals. In fact I would say a Majority of the Farmers do not abuse there animals. Peta again is just trying to scare people into eating only veggies by using a tactic where they give you some information that may be true, but they say it in a way that bends and twists what it really means. I decided today that I hate Peta. I hope people will agree with me.. (even if you are a vegetarian)

I don't disagree with being a vegetarian by any means, I just disagree with the filthy lies and tricks that Peta is trying to pull over everybody's heads.

I hope all is well with everyone.. Have fun!

Bradley.

Texas Sucks..

2008-10-10T07:01:00.000-07:00

I just read a post about how GREAT texas is, it consisted of things like. Steak and Potatoes, it's a meal.. and texas girls are the best, just ask your boyfriend.. and our flag is flown high just like the america flag..

well, EF you texas.. you arrogant cocky stupid idiots.. you fly your flag high cause you can.? i'm sure everyone can, we just don't put ourselves equal to america.
your girls are the best? if you can get past the crooked front teeth and goofy accents, and cocky personalities then yeah, they probably are the best.

I've lived in texas, it was a nice state, but holy mother of ef, i don't go parading around talking about how amazing it is cause it's huge, or how amazing it is cause it doesn't get cold ( even though it does get cold, 30 degree weather)

anyways.. let's all boycott texas, and maybe mexico will absorb that state, they are 70% mexican down there anyways.. then america will be a lot better off.. Not because of of Mexicans, but because of the lack of the Ridiculous Cocky Cruddy people who make up the population of Texas.

bradley.

Funny Picture.

2008-10-10T06:38:00.001-07:00

I Love it.

Boys like girls, girls like Boys.

2008-10-10T06:18:00.000-07:00

i decided that when people complain that no one ever likes them and that they are destined to be alone, it actually means that no one they want to like them actually likes them. i say, stop complaining about it and go on dates with different people, you never know what you might learn about yourself or about someone else.

That's my thought of they day, or thought of the week. i have not decided.

A couple things I hate....

2008-10-10T05:52:00.000-07:00

The bulletins/emails that go around asking to repost/resend because if you DO repost/resend them you'll earn a wopping .03 cents for some sick child or family.

First and Foremost, it's ridiculous. Nobody monitors bulletins and emails and donates money every time they get forwarded. I can related it two other fake things..
First off, the bulletins and emails asking you to forward it or some dead girl will come and kill you...
secondly, the bill gates emails saying he'll pay you 100,000 dollars to every person you forward it to.
i'll add an awesome third in here, The Bonzai Cats.. ?? The worlds fakest fakest thing but still every person on the internet had a fit about it.

How do people fall into all these lies? Is there some sorta internet disease that makes us all dumber? Back in the day when people were sick you could go donate money to a bank in there name, oh wait, they Still do that.. None of this myspace bulletin emailing forwarding crap.

England is taking over America!

2008-10-10T05:42:00.000-07:00

Dear Citizens of America,

In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour’, ‘favour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix “ize” will be replaced by the suffix “ise.”

3. You will learn that the suffix ‘burgh’ is pronounced ‘burra’; you may elect to spell Pittsburgh as ‘Pittsberg’ if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation.

4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up “vocabulary”). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

5. There is no such thing as “US English.” We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ‘u’ and the elimination of “-ize.”

6. You will relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”,
but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).

7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will
be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called “Come-Uppance Day.”

8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.

9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables… Both roundabouts and metrification will help you understand the British sense of humour.

12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling “gasoline”) - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it.

13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called “crisps.” Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with malt vinegar.

14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer,” and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as “Lager.” American brands will be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,” so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors as English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in “Four Weddings and a Funeral” was an experience akin to having one’s ear removed with a cheese grater.

17. You will cease playing American “football.” There is only one kind of proper football; you call it “soccer”. Those of you brave enough, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American “football”, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a
bunch of Jessies - English slang for “Big Girls Blouse”).

18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series” for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable and forgiven.

19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, backdated to 1776.

Thank you for your co-operation.
John Cleese

10 Reasons why gay marriage is Wrong111

2008-10-10T05:28:00.000-07:00

10 Reasons why gay marriage is Wrong!!!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

People of the Internet are Dumb..

2008-10-10T05:17:00.000-07:00

would you hang out with your boyfriend, girlfriend or just a friend? Would you pal around and be cool with them? if so, you need to repost this so that they'll stay your friends, if not, you'll be punished because everyone knows that the internet has all sorts of powers to break people up and kill people. so repost this or else the internet will cast a spell on your face and all your friends will hate you, the internet will also make you pee the bed tonight, so be careful about that, cause if someone sees it, that'd be embarrassing. If you have a backyard, the internet will take it over, no longer anywhere to relax in privacy outside. Sucks doesn't it.. ? the internet is also going to send some black widows into your bedroom to scare you and then once you are scared, they will bite you on each toe until your toes fall off. and lastly, the internet will most certainly not let you access myspace (AAAHHHH, WORST ONE YET). so effing repost this or else..

ps, posting anything that requires me to repost it and get a new love or good luck or anything is retarded.. you people are retarded.. and by retarded i mean, mentally handicapped, unable to support yourself, drive a car or even make the simplest decisions.

3 to 7 things that are things..

2008-10-10T05:10:00.001-07:00

what's the deal with people and typing less then 3? i less then 3 you? or as it looks all the time "I <3 style="display: none;">

if you can't say you love someone, or heart someone without a less then sign and a #3, then just don't worry about it until you can man up. or most cases, woman up..

secondly, Fake Glasses? What in the world? why is wearing fake glasses sweeping the nation lately? I remember when i was a kid people with glasses were nerds and got beat up, we called that the 90's. Now people are cool cause they wear thick rimmed glasses that don't actually improve eye sight, they are liking looking through little windows attached to your face. It doesn't make any sense to me, and most of the time I know when people need glasses and i think they look ridiculous in their fake glasses. The only person in this entire world who can pull off the thick rimmed glasses look (who actually needs glasses) is Rivers Cuomo, he is the lead singer/guitarist for Weezer. He invented the look in the 90's and is the only one should wear it, Ever... i don't know what goes through peoples heads, maybe, "i really want to spend like 10 - 20 dollars today for no reason at all" and then they spend the money and its like "maybe i'll parade around and make people think i wear glasses and look cool because of it"

3rd in line, My little pony fruit snacks are the best fruit snacks.

4thly, if people are gonna hate people, have a valid solid reason, not dumb reasons like "you made fun of a song" or " you posted a bulletin about something i like, even though you are super sarcastic and actually don't hate what i like, i still hate you for it!!!" <--- goes out to 3 certain people, but they'll never see it.

5th. unnatural obsessions, what drives people to buy every product of something they like, and parade it around is beyond me.. and that is all i am going to say.

bye.

love bradley.

Mass Texts

2008-10-10T05:02:00.001-07:00

Only hate them for one reason, and that is because it isn't a personalized text to them..

Thought process of someone who receives a text randomly...
"oh a text, i wonder who would be texting me, i'm glad somebody cares about me enough to send me a text" Opens Text "UGH, now i feel like a loser, this text wasn't to me at all, i hate my life cause nobody texts me for reals, and i hate the person texting me now because they are stupid and made me feel loved when in fact i am not loved at all"

I say, Shut up and be happy. at least you are on their mass text list, imagine yourself opted out of all these mass texts... How would you know that the FBI is looking for someone ugly and how would you know if UFN was playing a show.. You wouldn't!! You'd be bored all day long and more often then not, if you text that person back, they'll respond. . Some girl always sends me random stupid forwards, and my awesome response every single time is to ask her on a date, even though i know for a fact she has a boyfriend.. She always says no, and i always say "alright, maybe in the future".. I don't know if she has caught on yet, but it's funny none the less.

Anyways, I hope everyone is doing great and lovely.

Bradley

Arrogantness

2008-10-09T20:25:00.000-07:00

One thing that I hate more then anything are people who think they are awesome because of the things they do and/or who they know..

Ya Know?

You try talking to someone who is just as human as you are, but because they own a scooter or have 10 friends that they think are gods because of the tv shows they watch and websites they browse, they shrug you off and treat you like dirt..

The funny thing is, at least it is funny to me.. They are retarded.
and in a real world situation they will never be able to perform up to par.

Thinking of good example of someone I can relate this to. How about every cheerleader from any movie? or the Jocks... They they think are cooler than cool. I know people like this, and they weren't cheerleaders or jocks. they are just a group of people who think they are above the rest because ?? I have no idea why.. But who wants to be friends with that? It may seems nice for a moment, but if you step out of line, their Awesomeness will out rank you and you will no longer be accepted to associate with these people..

I'm sure everyone knows people like this and can't stand it...
Also, I hate people who are really good at talking crap and if you dish it back they get whiney... These people are also cocky, they think nothing can touch them.. BUT, if you do.. it's waaaah, waaahh.. Example.. Two people at my work, Talk more crap then anybody, I constantly get annoyed by them and bring them down out of the clouds to everyones level.. They then get super upset, whine to the other people around them and tell me i'm on the douche bags from work list on there MSN messenger. It's super funny to me and most of the other people too, because whiney babies who think they are gods gift to the world can make anyone laugh..

Anyways, this is my first post.. kinda boring.. This is supposed to replace all my funny bulletins on Myspace that I usually post.. I wish I had a record of all of them, because I hit a few funny topics that I wish I remembered what I said.. Anyways.. if you read it, thanks. hope all is well with everyone..